I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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