What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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