Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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