everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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