Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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