You're so nebulous sometimes
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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