Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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