just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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