This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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