she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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