it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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