We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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