i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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