The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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