can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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