ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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