So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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