is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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