the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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