Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
There r osticjed everywhere
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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