I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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