I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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