I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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