I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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