Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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