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You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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