The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
