were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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