No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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