thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dual....:-)
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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