apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
