Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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