If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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