U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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