Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
im on a boat
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