yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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