Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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