i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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