we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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