idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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