we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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