He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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