I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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