So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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