You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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