his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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