My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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