did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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