All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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