Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Randomize
