Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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