Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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