what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
