Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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